The Definitive Ranking of Hot Dog Toppings

by @donjay

My superior taste buds have determined the best way to top a hot dog.

Essential

Mustard

Often

Sauerkraut

Relish

Tomatoes

Sometimes

Chili

Cheddar

Pickled Jalapeños

Meh

Pickles

Bacon

Coleslaw

Celery Salt

Gross

Ketchup

Mayonnaise

Onions